Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Round 1: Wozny 1 -- Mating and Relating

We have finally made it to the last house in Round 1 of Sunset Valley! It only took me a year and three-quarters to get here. *rolls my eyes* 

The last house belongs to Holden Wozny and his new bride, Faith. For the longest time, I read Holden's last name as Wonzy until I noticed the "z" came before the "n." I suspect his name is a nod to Steve Wozniak. I digress..

Me: Hey, guys, you don't know how happy I am to see you. Aw, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt an intimate moment.

Holden: No worries.  I was just giving Faith a hug before she leaves for work. We believe it is important to always have a moment together before parting. With her being in law enforcement, I know there's always the possibility that I'm saying goodbye for the last time.

Me: That's sweet, Holden. A little morbid, but sweet. Maybe you guys could lead a marriage seminar in Sunset Valley.

Me: Lord knows there are many couples in town who could benefit from your services.

Holden: I hear what you are saying, but I couldn't possibly get up in front of a group to speak. I prefer to communicate through the written word. As a matter of fact, I am headed out now to gather research for my first book.

Me: I see you have found a new friend.

Holden: This is an exquisite find! I thought it was only a myth that pygmy tortoises existed in Sunset Valley.

Me: I can tell you two are going to be great friends.

Holden: Yes, now all I need is to find a mate for Humberto, and I can begin my research.

Me: Research? Exactly what kind of book do you plan on writing?

Holden: A nature book, of course.

Me: I'm sure your book will fly off the shelves. Good luck, and see you next round.


Wait. Didn't Harry just move in with Jennifer? And didn't Talia just have triplet babies with her (ex) husband?

The Casanova in question is Galen Hickey.  Right after I got this message, the one below popped up:

This made me laugh out loud. Coby was living with Galen and Katrina. I think he was tired of the drama and decided to get his own place.

And finally, the last SP message of the round could not make me any happier!

They got back together! True, they will probably break up at the beginning of Round 2, but I can be happy while it lasts. :)