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Me: Hey, Claire! Wow, it's true. EA really did fix the baby heads. Tracey looks adorable.
Claire: Um, who is Tracey? My daughter's name is Emily.
Me: Oh, you're right, my bad. I confused her with someone else.
Claire: I am just about to put her down for her nap. One of the neighborhood teens is going to watch her while I go work out at the gym.
Me: Trying to lose the baby weight?
Claire: Yes, and I've been noticing this really cute guy at the gym lately. I think he might be interested in me.
Me: Careful, Claire. You don't want to repeat the mistake you made with Jared.
Claire: I won't. Things moved way too fast with Jared. I'm going to take it slow.
Claire: *excitedly* He's here! He's the one in the long blue pants on the weights machine.
Me: You mean, Dave Ramsey? My, you have a thing for the redheads, don't you?
Claire: Well, I am one myself, aren't I?
Me: True.
Claire: Hey, Dave. That was a great game last night. Congrats on scoring the winning point.
Dave: Thanks, I am pretty stoked about it.
Claire: I haven't missed a single game on tv this season
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Dave: Aw, television doesn't really do the game justice. You've got to come down to the stadium and watch the next one.
Claire: I would love to, but I have a baby girl at home.
Dave: Not a problem. I can get you a seat in one of the VIP sky boxes. It'll just be you and the baby.
Claire: Wow! You'd do that for me?
Dave: Anything for a fan.
Claire: Wow, Dave, that is so generous of you. You have to let me make it up to you. How about I make you dinner?
Dave: Um-
Claire: Oh, silly me. Your wife or girlfriend must be waiting for you at home.
Dave: No, it's not that. I just don't want you to go out of your way, that's all.
Claire: I'm not going out of my way. I have to eat anyway, right?
Dave: I guess you're right.
Me: Claire...
Claire: Is the salad ok?
Dave: Yes, it's fine.
Claire: Well, eat up. You don't want to miss dessert.
Dave: Um, dessert?
Claire: Yes, birthday cake. For my daughter.
Me: Happy birthday, Tra--er--Emily!
Claire: Gee, Dave, I didn't realize it was so late. I can't in good conscience let you drive back home tonight. Why don't you stay over?
Me: Claire, you invited him to your house for your daughter's birthday, and you asked him to stay the night. I thought you were going to take it slow!
Claire: I was, but I just can't help myself. He's so cute, and he's a professional athlete which means he's in good shape and will probably make a lot of money. Where is he anyway?
Me: He decided to sleep in the guest room.
Claire: Wow, he's such a gentleman.
Me: He's either or a gentleman or...
Claire: Or what?
Me: Or he's just not that into you. Try to calm down. I don't want to see you get hurt again. I'll see you next round.
SP UPDATES:
Fiona is moving on, but I would have sworn Eugene was already dating someone.
*Yawn*
Wait! Did Katrina and Pablo break up?
The only people Pablo can stay committed to are his fellow gigolos.
Chuck is the guy that Jennifer went out with. I guess she can definitely cross him off her list now. Chuck is married with a child.
Sweet… Mortimer has a baby sister!
Marriage #2 for Tamara. Where in the world did Floyd come from?
I hope this one sticks for Stiles.
What??? Ladies of Sunset Valley,Y U NO LIKE STILES McGRAW?????
Better luck next time, Stiles.
The lot of Madison VanWatson is up next. Stay tuned…
