Me: Hey, Claire! Wow, it's true. EA really did fix the baby heads. Tracey looks adorable.
Claire: Um, who is Tracey? My daughter's name is Emily.
Me: Oh, you're right, my bad. I confused her with someone else.
Claire: I am just about to put her down for her nap. One of the neighborhood teens is going to watch her while I go work out at the gym.
Me: Trying to lose the baby weight?
Claire: Yes, and I've been noticing this really cute guy at the gym lately. I think he might be interested in me.
Me: Careful, Claire. You don't want to repeat the mistake you made with Jared.
Claire: I won't. Things moved way too fast with Jared. I'm going to take it slow.
Claire: *excitedly* He's here! He's the one in the long blue pants on the weights machine.
Me: You mean, Dave Ramsey? My, you have a thing for the redheads, don't you?
Claire: Well, I am one myself, aren't I?
Claire: Hey, Dave. That was a great game last night. Congrats on scoring the winning point.
Dave: Thanks, I am pretty stoked about it.
Claire: I haven't missed a single game on tv this season
Dave: Aw, television doesn't really do the game justice. You've got to come down to the stadium and watch the next one.
Claire: I would love to, but I have a baby girl at home.
Dave: Not a problem. I can get you a seat in one of the VIP sky boxes. It'll just be you and the baby.
Claire: Wow! You'd do that for me?
Dave: Anything for a fan.
Claire: Wow, Dave, that is so generous of you. You have to let me make it up to you. How about I make you dinner?
Claire: Oh, silly me. Your wife or girlfriend must be waiting for you at home.
Dave: No, it's not that. I just don't want you to go out of your way, that's all.
Claire: I'm not going out of my way. I have to eat anyway, right?
Dave: I guess you're right.
Claire: Is the salad ok?
Dave: Yes, it's fine.
Claire: Well, eat up. You don't want to miss dessert.
Dave: Um, dessert?
Claire: Yes, birthday cake. For my daughter.
Me: Happy birthday, Tra--er--Emily!
Claire: Gee, Dave, I didn't realize it was so late. I can't in good conscience let you drive back home tonight. Why don't you stay over?
Me: Claire, you invited him to your house for your daughter's birthday, and you asked him to stay the night. I thought you were going to take it slow!
Claire: I was, but I just can't help myself. He's so cute, and he's a professional athlete which means he's in good shape and will probably make a lot of money. Where is he anyway?
Me: He decided to sleep in the guest room.
Claire: Wow, he's such a gentleman.
Me: He's either or a gentleman or...
Claire: Or what?
Me: Or he's just not that into you. Try to calm down. I don't want to see you get hurt again. I'll see you next round.
Fiona is moving on, but I would have sworn Eugene was already dating someone.
Wait! Did Katrina and Pablo break up?
The only people Pablo can stay committed to are his fellow gigolos.
Chuck is the guy that Jennifer went out with. I guess she can definitely cross him off her list now. Chuck is married with a child.
Sweet… Mortimer has a baby sister!
Marriage #2 for Tamara. Where in the world did Floyd come from?
I hope this one sticks for Stiles.
What??? Ladies of Sunset Valley,Y U NO LIKE STILES McGRAW?????
Better luck next time, Stiles.
The lot of Madison VanWatson is up next. Stay tuned…