Round 1: Kim 1
It Doesn't Matter If You're Black and White
It Doesn't Matter If You're Black and White
Me: What the-? Why are you guys black and white?
Robert: It's in honor of our tv show. It was a spoof of the sitcoms from the 60s and aired in black and white. Now, if you'll excuse us...
Me: Oh, excuse me. Gee, Rob, that look on your face just screams "Take me, baby."
Me: Congrats on your promotions, guys. Now tell me more about your TV show. Why did it get cancelled? Did you jump the shark?
Robert: You mean like posting all black and white pictures in your blog?
Cynthia: Yes, we did jump the shark. In the worst way possible...
Me: *horrified*. You don't mean...?
Cynthia: Yes, we let Ted McSimley guest star.
Me: Whoa, the kiss of death!
Robert: You're telling us. One guest spot by him and the show goes in the crapper. SBC cancelled our show and laughed us out of Hollywood. So, we've relocated to this wasteland while we develop a new pilot.
Me: Get to know your neighbors. I'm sure they can provide plenty of fodder for a sitcom.
Yoosung: Hi, I'm Yoosung Reamon. You guys just moved in, right?
Robert: Yes, a couple of days ago.Me: Hmm, Yoosung. I'm sure I'll be seeing you again.
Yoosung: I hope you don't mind me asking, but aren't you Robert Kim?
Robert: *beaming* Why, yes, I am. You must have been a fan of the show.
Yoosung: Could I ask you a big favor, Mr. Kim?
Robert: You want an autograph? Sure it's no problem.
Yoosung: Awesome! Wait until I tell all my friends that you're going to get me Ted McSimley's autograph!
Me: You guys have another guest.
Robert: I forget the headmaster was coming! We haven't prepared anything for dinner.
Me: Not to worry, Berjes is on it. Yum, lobster thermidor. Reminds me of the surf and turf dinner I had on my honeymoon.
Me: Wow, 55 food points! Berjes deserves a raise.
Robert: I didn't even get to schmooze.
Me: It's ok. Somehow, I doubt Headmaster Manuel was a fan of the show.
Robert: Now that you'll be going to private school, you're going to have to really hit the books, Justin. You can't expect special treatment just because you're a TV star.
Me: An ex-TV star. An ex-TV child star. He's going to need special treatment, alright.
Justin: I got an A+ in school today, and it wasn't because of special treatment.
Me: Well done, Justin.
Me: No, she's not interested, you homewrecker! She's a married woman. Get your facts straight before you start offering blind dates.
Me: Robert, what are you doing to Gabby?
Robert: I'm teaching her to roll over. She's got an audition tomorrow and she needs to learn a few tricks.
Me: You're teaching her to roll over in the middle of snow storm. It looks like you're drowning the poor dog. The Sims for the Ethical Treatment of Animals would have something to say about this.
Me: I never get tired of watching the cats play with the bird toy.
Cheech: I can haz birdie?
Me: LOL, cat!
Me: Does Cheech have an audition too?
Robert: Yep, apparently a poll went out on who the most popular characters on the show were. Gabby came in first, followed by Cheech. They've got movie offers coming in left and right.
Cheech: I shall destroy that doggie.
Me: Blond children of the Uberhood unite!
Cynthia: They're here for Justin's birthday party.
Stephen: My wife and I are thinking of opening up a toy store in Bluewater. I hope you'll come by and check it out.
Robert: Sure, and if you need a celebrity endorsement, just say the word.
Stephen: You know a celebrity?
Me: Happy birthday, Justin!
Me: We haven't seen a birthday party this big since Daniel Pleasant became an elder.
Me: My, what a strong, handsome young man.
Me: I bet your dad will start marketing you as the next teen heart throb.
Me: So, Justin is a Fortune Sim and turned on by blond hair and makeup? Those turn-ons are good news for Jill.Outtakes:
I installed GunMod's Camera Mod, so I'm experimenting with taking extreme closeups. I never knew there was a picture of a cat in the bottom of the cat dish!
Oh, by the way, I'M BAAAACK! The wedding was wonderful, and we had a blast on the honeymoon. We took a cruise to San Juan, St. Thomas, and Grand Turk and Caicos. We got spoiled silly by the crew, and the food was amazing!!! I cannot wait to go on another cruise. If you want to see some wedding pics, check out my photographer's blog.
Yay, we made it through Strangetown! Let's see... it's taken me about six months to do two hoods! Definitely gotta pick up the pace. Veronaville is up next. So stay tuned....