Sunday, November 27, 2011

Round 1: Sekemoto 1—He’s Just a Friend

Oh, boy, the Sekemotos are up next, and how I have been waiting for this lot!


Monika: Leighton, I can’t believe you’re still giving me grief about Marty’s party.

Leighton: You spent more time with him at the party than you did with me, Monika. What am I supposed to think?


Leighton: It’s the muscles, isn’t it? I know he’s ripped. I can hit the gym more. I promise.

Monika: You’re being silly, Leighton.

Me: Yeah, there’s no way you can buff up that scrawny body.

Monika: You’re not helping.


Leighton: It’s the money, then? Team Captains pull a huge salary. The only way I could make that kind of money is to become captain of another team. But how could I play for anyone other than the Llamas?

Monika: It’s not the money.

Me: But a little extra Simoleons wouldn’t hurt.


Monika: I’m going to tell you this one time, and one time only, so you better listen up. Marty Keaton is my friend and my team captain, nothing more.


Monika: No matter what she wants to imply, I love you, Leighton Sekemoto. I love you. I love your son. I love our life together. And on most days, I even love your mother. You’re the only man for me.


Me: I guess you convinced Leighton that there’s nothing going on with you and The Mojo.

Monika: There is nothing going on, would you please stop it?

Me: *channeling Minnie from The Help*: Mmm-hmmm.


Me: So, did Monika put your mind at ease?

Leighton: Yes, she id. She was right, you know. I was being silly. I trust Monika completely. After all she picked me over all the other guys in town.

Me: Consider who her other options were. Is she going to pick Xander Clavell, player extraordinaire?  Or Gobias Koffi, who would probably be more interested in you than her?

Leighton: Hey, Gobias is married with a child.

Me: So was Shelby Donner for a while. And Pablo Martinez was married, and Hank Goddard has kids running all over Sunset Valley. Let’s face it, Leighton, Christopher Steel had already gotten snapped up. You were her best remaining option.

Leighton: Gee, thanks for making me feel better.

Me: I’m just looking out for your best interests. My mama always taught me if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s probably best friends with a mouse and a tripped out dog.

Leighton: Huh?

Me: Never mind. just be careful. I don’t want to see you and Sam get hurt.

Leighton: I know, and I am grateful, but Monika and I are going to be ok.

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Leighton: In fact, I think it’s time we had a child of our own.

Me: *facepalm*


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Pauline is at it again.

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He may have a different face, but he is behaving like the Harry in my Lazlo save. As soon as Jennifer picked him, I knew he’d be trouble.

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And another one of Jennifer’s suitors is off the market. Maybe Jennifer should get together with Stiles McGraw. That could work, couldn’t it? I don’t know why the girls won’t give Stiles a chance.

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Wow, Emma. You must be doing something right to land these hotties.

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Finally is right. They already had a baby and were living together.

And now for the shocker of the the day…

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Are you kidding me? Not only are you guys old, but you’re breaking canon. Mortimer is supposed to be an only child.


  1. The what now? Cornelia and Gunther knocked up?! I don't think that's ever happened in my game!

  2. Haha, Cornelia and Gunther always have another child in my SV saves, and Monika always ends up with Christopher. Poor Leighton.

    1. Maybe it's suppose to be an alternate universe where Mortimer is not an only child?

      Or more like, alternate timelines?

      (Or maybe Mortimer's sibling ran away to Moonlight Falls to live with Aunt Frida.)

      (Or maybe said sibling was taken by the social worker and later got adopted... uh, what if she's actually Dora Ottomas and she had a crush on her long-lost brother? Or maybe it's Mary-Sue Pleasant? Or even Yuri Apple? Maybe... maybe not.)

  3. Naawww, Leighton wants a child with Monica - will he be allowed?

  4. I won't prevent Leighton from having a child. It's up to him, Monica, and Story Progression. :)

  5. "Or Gobias Koffi, who would probably be more interested in you than her?"

    SO MANY LOLS! Poor 'Gobias'... he just can't shake that image. SO FUNNY. I think it's the cutoffs.