Friday, January 16, 2009

Round 1: Burb 1

Round 1: Burb 1
Working Mom
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After establishing their careers in the big city, John and Jennifer Burb have decided to return home to Pleasantview to establish their family. Let's see how the Burbs are doing...
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Me: Good morning, Burbs!
John: ... And now that we have the house set up and Lucy is settled in school, I think it would be a good time to add to the family.
Lucy: You guys are having a baby?
Jennifer: Babe, I don't think now is a good time to discuss this.
Me: I have to agree with Jen on this one. Not cool to bring this kind of conversation up in front of the little one.
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Jennifer: Babe, I was thinking that we might want to wait a couple of years before we have another baby.
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Jennifer: There is an opening with the SCIA, and I think it has potential. I could see myself running the place someday.
John: Where is this coming from, Jenny? I thought we agreed that we would move here to expand our family.
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John: Things are going well for me on the force. I can provide for the family. We're still young. This is not the time for you to start a new position.
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Jennifer: John, do you expect me to sit around the house all day swapping gossip with the Bluewater ladies? I have dreams I want to pursue.
John: I thought having a family was your dream.
Jennifer: *sighs* John, that's your dream. Don't get me wrong. I love being married to you and giving birth to Lucy was the happiest day of my life. But I need more.
John: It's late. Let's discuss this more tomorrow.
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Me: Congrats on your promotion, John! Any progress on the baby front?
John: I'm hoping to make some tonight.
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Jennifer: You said you could provide for the family, and we can't even afford a TV. Do you know how embarrassing it was to serve those Bluewater ladies Jello because our grocery budget is too limited for a pie or Baked Alaska? John, after the baby is born, I'm going back to work.
Me: After the baby is born? You're pregnant?
Jennifer: *sigh* Yes, I took the test today. It was pink.
John: *beaming* This is great news, Babe!
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Me: So, sweet. You're tucking your firstborn in.
John: It'll be nice to have a baby in the house again. Lucy is growing up and will be a teenager soon.
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Me: Excellent, I see my favorite little girl in the Uberhood came home from school with you today.
Lucy: No fair. You're not supposed to play favorites!
Me: I ain't your mother, kid. I don't have to like you all the same.
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Lucy: Mommy, will you love the baby more than me?
Me: Great, I gave the kid a complex.
Jennifer: Of course not, honey. When a Mommy has another baby, her heart doubles its size, so that she has room to love that baby just as much as her first.
Me: Nice save, Jen.
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Me: Congrats on another promotion, John. Are you sure you're not a closet Fortune Sim?
John: No, I just believe protecting my family and the Uberhood is very important.
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Me: Happy birthday, Lucy! Where are your parents.
Lucy: They're upstairs having a "discussion."
Me: Oh, well. At least Beau and Lisa are here to help you celebrate.
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Me: Wow, you've very pretty, Lucy, but I don't think your dad is going to approve of that outfit.
Lucy: He's too busy arguing with Mommy to notice.
Me: Good point. So what do you aspire to be?
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Lucy: I love learning, especially about science.
Me: Interesting. You don't really strike me as the mad scientist type, but ok.
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Me: And since Lisa's name also starts with L, she gets to grow up too.
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Me: What's with you girls showing off your belly buttons?
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Me: A roach or two is not worth crying about. Pull yourself together, man.
John: I'm not crying about the roaches. I'm crying because I caught the flu.
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Me: Oh, puh-leeze! I was laid up with a stomach virus for three days after Christmas. You get no sympathy from me. You're a Family Sim, so make yourself some Comfort Soup and be done with it.
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Me: Besides, your wife needs you well right now.
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Me: Welcome, Kevin!
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Me: Wow, Jen! You waste no time.
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John: Babe, I really wish you would reconsider. Don't you think Kevin would do better being raised by you rather than a nanny?
Jennifer: John, I'm going to work today and that's final. If you're so set on our son being raised by his parent, then you can quit your job.
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Me: Tough break on the demotion, Jennifer.
Jennifer: I'm still a Gumshoe.
Me: But had you gone to work in a better mood you would have come home as a Private Eye.
Jennifer: So, it's not a demotion. It's a lateral move.
Me: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Me: I see Pascal is out for a stroll.
Jennifer: He says he was abducted by aliens and impregnated. The Agency will definitely be interested in this.
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Jennifer: This kid is half-alien. So the rumors about Strangetown are true. I bet this will get me promoted.
Me: Hmm, Johnny and Jules...
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Me: Happy birthday, Kevin!
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Me: He has your hair, but I think he looks more like John.
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Me: And we have the first snowfall of the season.
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Kevin: Da-da.
John: Good boy, Kevin!
Me: I see you guys are now able to afford a TV.
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Me: Kevin's training has fallen mainly on your shoulders, huh?
John: Yes, Jenny is busy studying for the Private Eye certification exam.
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Me: Lucy, you'll catch your death of cold out there.
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Lucy: Hmm, it seems like something is missing.
Me: Here's a hint: Frosty would tell you himself if he could.
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Me: Too bad they didn't notice you were in the bathroom.
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Lucy: I don't qualify for any scholarships. I don't think I'm ready to go to college yet.
Me: You're not ready. You're only 14. I've devised a calendar and aging system. One of your days is equal to one year my time. When my visit began with you on Monday it was the year 2000. Now it is the year 2006.
Lucy: So, I get to stay around another week?
Me: Only until next Friday. You'll be 19 then and a freshman at La Fiesta Tech.
Lucy: Cool!
Me: I only wish I had thought of this sooner. I sent Alexander Goth to college already and he's only 16.
Lucy: I guess he's a child prodigy!

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This is the first time I've enjoyed playing the Burbs. They've always been boring to me in the past.
I also feel the need to give a disclaimer about Jennifer's personality. She's a Fortune Sim, so I felt she would not be content being a stay-at-home mother. This is in no way a knock against stay-at-home moms. Ideally, I'd like to be one myself someday.
Thanks to everyone who commented on my ABCs versus Birds and Bees post. The Alphabet Twist is going to stay.
The Oldies are up next, and then we move on to Strangetown!

2 comments:

  1. These men with their babies - they don't have to do any of the work! I'm siding with Jen on this one ;) And Lucy is very pretty!

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  2. This update was way too funny! I laughed the entire time. I really love your little sassy comments and replies to your sims. I especially enjoyed the part where you had no sympathy for John's flu. It reminds me of the time that my husband got a cold. I had just given birth to our son the week before, and I yelled at my husband for complaining about a headache. I actually told him, "When you pop a baby out of a small area on your body, then you can talk to me about pain. Otherwise, shut it." Lol, guess I'm not very sympathetic either!

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