The Reveal

Announcer: The ladies are gathered in the living room, anxious to meet the Bachelor, when a mysterious man appears at the door.

Announcer: He slips in unbeknown to the ladies and startles them.

Man: *clears throat*

Tara: You have to be kidding me!

Jessica: Aw, hell no!

Man: Welcome,  Ladies!

Chloe: Nervous Subject! I knew I recognized your voice!

Jessica: If you're the effing bachelor, there is no effing way I'm doing this effing show. I can't believe I bought a dress and extensions for Nervous Subject!

Nervous: Don't get your panties in a bunch, Ladies. Though your response to my appearance is underwhelming, be at ease. I'm not the Bachelor.

The Ladies: Thank Will!

Nervous: I'm the announcer and your host! And now that everyone knows who I am, I can stop referring to myself in the third person!

Tonight, you will finally meet the Bachelor, and I promise you he looks nothing like me. Here's how it's going down: you will each get to introduce yourselves to him separately. Then, we'll have a little cocktail party where you can mingle with him more.I'll join you at the end of the evening for a special announcement.

Get ready, Ladies, because your Prince Charming awaits. But first, we have to introduce the Bachelor to our audience. And one last thing....

Nervous: You ladies are all smoking hot! If you need to nurse a broken heart after this competition, call me!

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Ok, this is the last tease, I promise! I will post the Bachelor's intro this afternoon!